Ex-files Enthusiast Gifts

'This is the third year in a row I'm being audited. Might this have something to do with the fact that I'm your ex-husband?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

Doo inc..can and no can.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe