Wuthering Heights Fan Gifts

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Do you come here often?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"So, how's your other half?"

Rating the Sunset

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Houdini's Dog

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'