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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"So, how's your other half?"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Rating the Sunset

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Houdini's Dog

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Dairy Potter.

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."