Witch Fan T-Shirts

"Mindy, can you fetch the garden shears please?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Drunk Vampire

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Halloween sculptor

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Eye of Newt Helper

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'