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'Mr. Heathcliff will be in an almost idiotic excess of unsociable moroseness until lunch...shall I pencil you in for a two o' clock?'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

A masked man serenading

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Directions.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

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"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

Do snowmen go to heaven when they melt?

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Get moving!

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

"I want you to treat the water on the knee the same way you treated your emotional meltdown. . . put ice on it."

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

'Is anybody there?'

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

Two snowmen

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'