Twilight Fan Gifts

Rating the Sunset

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Here be dragons.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I love this time of day."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Well, that one got away."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Name your sources."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Fairtale prosecutions.

Mirror mirror...

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

The emperor has no phone!

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."