Twilight Series Fan Gifts

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I love this time of day."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Best before 65 million BC.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A day at the transgenic races

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"They look like pickles."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."