Twilight Series Fan T-Shirts

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I love this time of day."

"Walt Disney on ice."

The star hunters

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"They look like pickles."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."