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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'One eye of newt or two?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

A vampire in a canoe.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV-Man

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I love this time of day."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?