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"I love this time of day."

"She requested a twilight service because she wasn't a mourning person."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Dog Nightmares

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

The lonely figure

Rating the Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Nocturne

"The days are longer but in a good way."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Computer with moon screensaver

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Oh, my God, have we been talking all night?"

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Floating away

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Hey, honey — your sleeping is keeping me up."