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'It's a cookbook!'

'The Twilight Zone: The Painting.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dog walking Human.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"