Twilight Devotee Gifts

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I love this time of day."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Star Wars Audience

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Rating the Sunset

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Where the wild things went."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

The Sports Fanatic

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"They went together, doctor!"

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'