Twilight Devotee Gifts

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I love this time of day."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Star Wars Audience

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Rating the Sunset

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Watching telly

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Geriatric Darth Vader

TV and man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Where the wild things went."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"They went together, doctor!"

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'