Twilight Fan Pillows

Rating the Sunset

Here be dragons.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Well, that one got away."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I love this time of day."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

Mirror mirror...

Fairtale prosecutions.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Another Scotch?'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"It's post-gingerbread."