Twilight Fans Pillows

"I love this time of day."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Rating the Sunset

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Never think outside the box!"

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Healthy Witch Digest

Cape costume