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Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I love this time of day."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Rating the Sunset

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Another Scotch?'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Never think outside the box!"

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

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