Writing Aficionados Gifts

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Fans were thrilled to see Ned out in paperback.

'I'm really thirsty, Grandpop, and dad said you have a fountain pen!'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Don Quixote

Stephen Spender.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Gunter Grass

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Moby Dick

Treasure Island Book.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature