Wrestling Champs Gifts

Student wrestling with life issues.

Bowled over again!

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Feel my claw of death!"

Future Wrestler

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

WWFood Stores.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Thank you Doctor

Academy.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"