Fish Wrestling Champions Gifts

Fighting the Fish

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Skinhead guppy.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Say on the papers!'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

Angling Competition

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Gotcha Dad!