Fish Wrestling Champions Gifts

Fighting the Fish

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Skinhead guppy.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Student wrestling with life issues.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

'Say on the papers!'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Uh-oh.'

"They go to a private school."

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Angling Competition

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Gotcha Dad!

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'