Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ
Worship Style Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a worship style critic? Explore humorous and insightful products that reflect their keen eye for church music and worship aesthetics. Perfect for those who love to share their critiques with a witty twist. From mugs to prints, find something they'll cherish that celebrates their passion for worship environments and musical critique.
"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
Drive-thru Church
'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
"It was a little preachy."
"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."
The Pope
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'
"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'
"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'
Trump Bible photo op
"I think it's the company logo."
"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."
'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'
'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'
'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'
Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!
'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
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Budget cure
"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."
Worship Style Critic Gifts Collection
Worship Style Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for worship style critics—funny and thoughtful designs that brighten their mornings.
Worship Style Critic Pillows
Add humor and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate their unique take on worship styles and music critique.
Worship Style Critic Prints
Brighten their environment with prints featuring clever insights into worship critique—great for home or office decor.
Worship Style Critic T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for worship critics with witty slogans and stylish designs that showcase their love for music and critique.