Worldly Wit Pillows

Greece Idyll

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

G.K. Chesterton.

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Please sir - all of them!'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

'You're smarter than you look? -- well, I should HOPE so!'

"Hey little buddy, let's team up and save the world...Then we'll have pizza, you ever tried pepperoni pizza?"

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"Do you have any immature reading?"

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Universal's Sudoku.

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Relax. They hired me for my people skills.'

'You are charged with habitual drunkeness, What's your excuse'

"Is this seat a disputed area?"

Bogga Springs - Twinned with Geneva

'What's he like in person? Actually, he's just like a lot of the other people I've met in this industry.'

"I love you Clive, but I do wish your brain was bigger than a nut."

"The newspaper is a little more extensive today."

"Why do I want this job? I need your insurance coverage and quick!"

"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"