Cultural Wit Pillows

Jewish Mama Electrical: "Let me sit in your dark."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Sorry, Simms, but ever since we downsized, I don't have any people to get in touch with your people.'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Greece Idyll

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'But look on the bright side. We did not create even one single hazardous waste!'

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"

"Do you have any immature reading?"

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Karate Yid

Carruthers, I need an objective opinion from a rational person, you know anybody like that?

"Happy Hump Day!"

A North pole dancer.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."