Cultural Wit Gifts

Jewish Mama Electrical: "Let me sit in your dark."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"When did this game get started?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Sorry, Simms, but ever since we downsized, I don't have any people to get in touch with your people.'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

Greece Idyll

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

Irish Jig Saws

'But look on the bright side. We did not create even one single hazardous waste!'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

A North pole dancer.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Carruthers, I need an objective opinion from a rational person, you know anybody like that?

"Do you have any immature reading?"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Karate Yid

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."