World Teachers' Day Gifts

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

"I'm not running for office. I'm the teacher."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Global Education

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'But I digress...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'