World Cancer Day Gifts

Prostate: 51st State

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Our war is against cancer."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bees SOS

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Litter Pick

City Windfarms.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Price may vary with weather.

Cuba applauds its doctors

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Wash your hands

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Bottletrees.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Water scarcity in Africa

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'