World Cancer Day Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bees SOS

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Litter Pick

City Windfarms.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Price may vary with weather.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Cuba applauds its doctors

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

Wash your hands

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Bottletrees.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Recycling centre

Climate change skeptics.