Breast Cancer Awareness Month Gifts

Mamogram

"Our war is against cancer."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

MLK

Martin Luther King

"Are you OK hun?"

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.