Black History Month Gifts

Rosa Parks doing her laundry.

Rosa Parks and the Segregation Bus.

Black History is American History

The Black History Month Diversity Assembly is today. We're already plenty diverse. How can you tell? West Fester Middle School.

Lady justice with a raised fist

Martin Luther King Jr.

MLK

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Martin Luther King

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

I have to research an African-American writer. Toni Morrison is taken. Boo-hoo! Well, name some, smarty pants. Langston Hughes, Jean Toomer. Alice Walker, James Baldwin. So you've had more black history month classes than I've had. Wrong! More English classes. Politically correct point taken.

'Do you have any books about Malcolm the tenth?'

Mary Seacole

Booker T Washington

Gender Equality

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Postwar is hell."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Rainbow Quartet

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Blue Stockings

"Are you OK hun?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts