Breast Cancer Awareness Month T-Shirts

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Mammogram

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

"How do you think it went?!"

Mamogram

"Our war is against cancer."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

MLK

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Martin Luther King

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Prostate: 51st State

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994