Cancer Awareness T-Shirts

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

The Chemo Diet

"Our war is against cancer."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

The Tumors' rebellious son.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Prostate: 51st State

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'