Breast Cancer Awareness T-Shirts

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Movember

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Zika global alert

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."