Breast Cancer Awareness Mugs

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Movember

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

AIDS prevention

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Zika global alert

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."