Workspace Decorator Gifts

"I've started a clean desk policy."

In retrospect, Howard should have taken the raise instead of asking for his own cubicle.

A man works in a snow globe.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

Office Sweet Office.

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

No Binge Watching

"When I said if you return to the office you can bring something from home....I meant a photo, or PLANT!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"