Dashboard Decorator Gifts

'I don't know, I just thought my data dashboard could use some fuzzy dice.'

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I remember when this was all offices."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

No Binge Watching

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"