Dashboard Decorator Pillows

'I don't know, I just thought my data dashboard could use some fuzzy dice.'

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

A man works in a snow globe.

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

No Binge Watching

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."