Dashboard Designers Pillows

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Open Source.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'First date with a logician' - 'These Venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time...where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"Now, remember...don't tell Daddy you designed the software he uses at work... I want him to get to know you first!"

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

"It looked like a really powerful presentation when I did it at 3 o'clock this morning!"

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

Cricket ball deliveries

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Is that ACME recruitment... The software designer you sent me needs his mummy.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

Types of online-ing

"It's an app called 'mom', it reminds everyone of their to-do lists."

Rebels without a magic marker

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."