Workplace Wags Pillows

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Free Range Employees.

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"That's just not the real me."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Good boy

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Fido and Fifi

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'You're the very first employee to register your complaint via my 'open door' policy.'

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'