Workplace Wags Gifts

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Free Range Employees.

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Fido and Fifi

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Good boy

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."