Tail Wags & Job Tags Pillows

"Boy is she mad at me! I licked her face, so she's gone back inside to apply her make-up: she has a job interview this morning..."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"