Wagging Companion Pillows

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Stick man throws arm for dog

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A Dog's Grave.

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

Car Dog-Doors.

'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

The way dogs see it

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

'I told him to keep his head in the car, and Heaven knows I didn't see that road sign coming either...'

(Dog smoking): 'Perky isn't a bad dog, but she's hanging with a bad crowd.'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

'Shall I bark today then?'

"Hey. . . that's a bit too friendly, fella!"