Tail-wagging Exercise Buddy Pillows

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Good dog!"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'