Workplace Relationship Enthusiasts Pillows

Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'These are job perks.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"Too desperate?"

Love