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Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'These are job perks.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Hold on

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Team Building Exercises

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"Too desperate?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Love