Business Relationship Enthusiast Pillows

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

The best financial decision I ever made.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Office temperature.

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'