Workplace Funster Gifts

"You have to have a sense of humour to work here."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Cheeze Wiz.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.