Office Funster Gifts

"Work is all fun and games. We play Follow the Leader, Kick the Can, ending with The Blame Game."

"Research shows that the festive season can trigger depression in some people."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'