Workplace Comedy Collectors Pillows

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Occu-Pie Mars

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Banana Split...

E-Baying @ The Moon

End the Winter Blues

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Snowmobull

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Friday

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A trevor of trainspotters