Working Relationships Gifts

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Life is for the birds.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Romance

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"