Office Relationships Gifts

"Telling the manager what you think of him!!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'What's wrong now?'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

InIn by-products.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."