Office Relationships Gifts

"Telling the manager what you think of him!!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'What's wrong now?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

InIn by-products.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

Bureau of the Damned

Workload management.