Workplace Relations Gifts

'Oh,he's ok if you get on the right side of him.'

"I've been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!"

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

"No, I didn't read a scary book! I just read management's latest contract proposal."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Angry man is beaten down by boss.

'What's the point getting in on time if there's nobody to appreciate it?'

"Johnson suggests the same thing every month...that we give him more money."

'A good boss knows his workers by their names. Look, there are 'Hey Dude', 'Yo Man' and 'Mack' followed by 'Sweetheart' and 'Eh buddy'.'

'You know I really thought we'd seen the last of you.'

'I don't care where your union sympathies lie...everyone here gets a plain mug.'

"Ah, Miss Frimley! It must be salary review time again!"

'I'll take that as a screwed up ball of paper bouncing off my head then?'

'I hate my line manager!'

"Can I help you?"

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"At this time of year I think it's important to reach out to those in crisis."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Put it in writing.'

Owned

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'