Working Relationships Pillows

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Life is for the birds.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"You do like octopus?"

37 years in the same position.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Romance