Work Trip Gifts

Tuesday Afternoon at the Osaka No-Tell Motel

"They'll bring the check without your full signature, Clive."

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking the linings for airline arrivals, departures, bankruptcies...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

A private jet takes off

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

'Business or pleasure?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."