Work-life Balance Comedic Relief Gifts

"I'm not sure having to work from home is good for me, what do you guys think?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Born In Captivity.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Office pics on dinner table.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I feel your pain."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."